Jodha-akbar

Okay , review time.. Children stop reading.

Lets say, we go from top to down… I like it that way 😉

Good parts
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1. This was my first movie of hritik, I guess. Cant remember seeing any other movie. I was impressed by his acting.
2. Since Aishwarya rai didnt need to be a “bubbly” girl, she was impressive too.
3. There is this romantic song..it was captivating. again, good performances.

Bad Parts
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1. Horses look like ponies. We dont either have the budget or the creative skill to make a war movie. the extras are dressed bad. We dont do enough research.
2. Movie looks suited for episodes in telly. You get a feel that you are watching sagar’s ramyana.
3. You had to read the review to figure out, wht the movie was abt. Was it romance? Was it war? Was it about akbar?

Review
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Well, from what I saw this was an adult movie. The director was trying to tell us how akbar was planning to , you know, “do it” with jodhaa.

The movie starts with bairam khan yelling and shouting and chopping and then going to mecca.
akbar is this sexually frustu guy. He wants it badly. He tries it with an elephant, but he realises..he cant possibly do it. So just takes a ride.

The rajput king is impressed, he offers his daughter.

but jodhaa, has already had dreams with another person. But, dad knows better… So, an alliance is formed. Jodhaa makes two requests, to be a hindu and to have a temple in agra fort. Akbar needs “it” badly, so he says what the heck -Do whatever you want.

Marriage done. Akbar finnaly goes to the first-night room. ewww, isnt it awkward? Looks like Jodhaa is on the same wavelength. She shooes akbar off.

well, now we are talking about “akbar the great”. You dont become “great” just like that. Great people have plans.

He first uses his badi amma to insult jodhaa by making comments on their sex life. Then akbar tried to seduce her by showing off his body.

hmm…I dont kinda remember the rest of the movie… Except tht they do it finally..

Great thought(s) for the day
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1. Impress father-in-law by trying to “do it” with an elephant. Make sure you dont overdo it, you dont want the father-in-law to get aroused.
2. Take into considertaion the girl talk.. The “I want to love you” before “we do it” thing. Akbar had to do some head chopping himself to reliev the pressure

Make-out day?

we went out to a movie yesterday. It looked like it was a make-out day. There were 4 couples and all were making out. We go to the parking lot, there were ppl making out. There was lots of making out in the movie.

As it happens, I always have a guy for company on days like…valentines day etc.. The same here. hehehe

Wish it was a girl? 😉

Cactus flower

Absolutly hillarious movie. Goldie hawn, Ingrid bergman and Walter Matthau. Goldie hawn won an oscar for this. I cant help the feeling that the other actors cud easily be intimidated by bergman. She is this great actress and the movies she was in.. its a honor problly to act along side her. She does a good comedy timing thou.

Enabling SSL/ http debugging for Axis2

Well, after some struggle googling, I found the way to printout the logging stmts for webservices.
All you have to do is put these statements in your client –

System.setProperty(“org.apache.commons.logging.Log”, “org.apache.commons.logging.impl.SimpleLog”);
System.setProperty(“org.apache.commons.logging.simplelog.showdatetime”, “true”);
System.setProperty(“org.apache.commons.logging.simplelog.log.httpclient.wire”, “debug”);
System.setProperty(“org.apache.commons.logging.simplelog.log.org.apache.commons.httpclient”,”debug”);

and this is what you get…

2008/02/03 13:22:40:296 EST [DEBUG] DefaultHttpParams – Set parameter http.useragent = Jakarta Commons-HttpClient/3.0.1
2008/02/03 13:22:40:312 EST [DEBUG] DefaultHttpParams – Set parameter http.protocol.version = HTTP/1.1
2008/02/03 13:22:40:312 EST [DEBUG] DefaultHttpParams – Set parameter http.connection-manager.class = class org.apache.commons.httpclient.SimpleHttpConnectionManager
2008/02/03 13:22:40:312 EST [DEBUG] DefaultHttpParams – Set parameter http.protocol.cookie-policy = rfc2109
2008/02/03 13:22:40:312 EST [DEBUG] DefaultHttpParams – Set parameter http.protocol.element-charset = US-ASCII

It happens only in bihar

Check this out !
Hundreds of law students in Bihar went on the rampage on Saturday after being denied the use of unfair means in their law examination

February 02, 2008 23:15 IST – rediff.com

Very funny!!

How to make money as a company

I almost thought I wud pass up another day without blogging… You need to do something in a day mate to blog. Presently, I am Dozing off so much that…I feel I shud continue it to the grave.

And then, my company doesnt let me down. Sometimes I feel , a confused lot run the company. Me company didnt make profits this yr, or upto what was required…and guess what…they are taking back money from us ..hahahahaha. They give us something called as the EVA, and I was so funny to find a mail which said…”We couldnt match expectations, so pls give us some money back” …We need to save our asses. When I think about it now, It seems “ok”. I mean its a team right, You got to perform to make money. If you make money the company makes money. Whatever, I need a drink.